why I am the way I am

Me and my mum were just chatting about how much i'll be paying for therapy for Zoe when she gets older because she is so much like me when I was little. I'm here to tell you that the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.....and that WE reflect that which we watched as we were growing up.

I offer this page as suggested reading material.

The fourth comment down, last line. MY OWN MOTHER wants me to lose my intestines. And I very nearly did.

But you know what? It's ok, cos I got all that extra skin to fill the gaps with hey mum!! (you'll have to ask her about it cos i'm not telling!)

Love ya mum, if I wasn't shit stirring you'd be wondering which aliens abducted your daughter.

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Tags: mum, therapy, spilling the beans