Top Ten

Top Ten things I would love to hear a pollie say:

1. You know what? We f#$%^ it up, got it wrong.
2. I can't believe you elected me, I wouldn't elect me.
   
3. No we CANNOT keep all of you happy at the same time, SOMEONE is going to miss out.
4. You know I think they are doing a great job at the moment. (From the opposition)
5. I fart in bed and dribble while snoring.
6. I woke up this morning and didn't want to go to work.
7. OMG that has got to be the ugliest baby ever, and you CAN'T make me kiss it.
8. I DID inhale, and ENJOYED it.
   
9. I don't have a clue about that..ask someone else.
10. You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a shit.

I tell you I would vote for any pollie who had the guts to say it like it really is and be damned with the consequences. Like the premier of QLD as quoted here;

Mr Beattie said the tragedy boiled down to parental responsibility.

"Railway lines are really dangerous and we need to ensure that parents and everybody take those matters very seriously," he said.
"There needs to be very heavy parental responsibility on these things ... I know that is not a very pleasant thing to say, but someone has got to tell the truth about this."

I wish I was in QLD so I could show my support for a guy who isn't scared of being human and talking straight. Mr Beattie, do us all a favor and jump ship to Federal Politics....

Tags: politicians, truth, top ten, spilling the beans

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